O' art thou interweb and thy goats be herded by thou moderators, and ye olde goat shoppe be having a close out sale. Thy decide to buy thy second goat, the came home on art thou fire powered, quad core computer, serfing teh interwebs, and art thy find the Bill Gates' cheeseburger site. Thy take thy cobbwebbs off thy interwebs with thy broom. Thy go to Ye Olde King Burger, and order the one shoop da whopper combo, and one box of onion lols.

The End